blogging is against my religion.

I so hate blogging.
I always have and I always will.
I think blogging is for exhibitionists.
I will not be sucked into this world of whatever-you-call-it.
I want everyone who chances on this blog to know that the reason I am doing this is for school.
This is a mindless project which I am senselessly going to be graded on.
I am going against my own set of beliefs when I am blogging(spits after saying dirty word).
I had better receive a good grade for this project after all that I have sacrificed.

This last note is to my lecturer.
Dearest Matt,
If I happen to get sucked into this brainless world of blogging, I am going to blame it on you.
your not so humble student,
Felicia the Fabulous.